Abbey and Crouch take a break in Dubai

Posh's sweater was shredded across the back

Victoria Beckham and son Romeo depart Heathrow Airport

Jamie grabs a handful of Louise on their way in to dinner, but at least she can see the funny side

Jamie Redknapp 'boobs' as he tries to lead Louise indoors for dinner

CRISTIANO RONALDO took three sexy girls to his hotel room for a spot of dirty dancing

Ronaldo, 24, seemed to have forgotten his romance with socialite PARIS HILTON as he and pals celebrated his £80million move from Manchester United to Real Madrid.

They became the latest in a string of women fans charmed by the soccer star during his US holiday — including heiress PARIS HILTON.

Americans Suzanne Coppin, 32, and Allison Aimee, 26, met randy Ron 24, as he partied in his Beverly Hills hotel bar.

Allison, left and Suzanne